Shepherds Pie

Not suitable for Vegetarians

Ingredients

Three thirty-year-old shepherds,
25g of Fluorescent green home grown caterpillars,
One large bag of giants toenail clippings,
One large toad (ex-prince),
2 lb of ground human bones,
One bag of lizard scales,
Dodo feathers for garnish

Method

Take the shepherds and boil for 30 minutes then add caterpillars and toenail, mix well then add the toad, the bones, and the scales and bake for 30 minutes then add feathers and serve.