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"...
6, 7, 8, 9, 10."
Kabash!
The
ship blasted toward the Slimy Terror. Blob reported to Captain Slug. He'd
just released the poison into Professor Blib's lab.
"You
buffoon," Captain Slug shrieked. "The Daisy was with him. You may have
ruined the invention!"
Blob
did not know the Protective PINK SUIT the Pinkerellians gave Daisy shielded
her from the poison. He rushed toward the lab to see if he could save
the Daisy and was amazed to find her attempting to revive the Professor.
He rushed toward Daisy and slipped on a banana, which had fallen from
her apron pocket. He was out cold.
Daisy
discovered an apparatus called a poison-healer hanging overhead, she pulled
it down and attached it to the Professor. He awoke drowsily.
Using
the Spanner Daisy and the Professor sent a desperate call into space trying
to find the Pinkerellians. They received a message "hit the button labelled
WE LOVE PINK to contact Pinkerellians". Daisy and the Professor frantically
searched for this button but Blob was laying on top of it. They tried
and tried to move him but he was enormous and slimy.
"Now
what," cried Daisy
Still
groggy and afraid of poison, Professor Blib mumbled "Do you smell something?"
A sweet
smell drifted in the windows of the lab. It kept getting stronger and
stronger. Daisy and the Professor started coughing as pink dust filled
the air, whirling, blowing everything around the lab. In an instant all
was still and Proddle appeared. He grabbed Daisy and started once more
to whirl.
Professor
yelled "STOP, we have a plan but need Pinkerellian HELP!"
Dizzily
Daisy inquired, "What happened?"
Proddle
explained Pinkerellians in emergencies travel in pinkish mist. The mist
sometimes zaps their enemies.
Daisy
suggested, "We need another PINK SUIT like you gave me. We can put Blob
into the suit and ship him to Captain Slug. He will think he has the real
Daisy and proceed to the Rose Cup."
The
professor announced he'd built a SLUG SALT SLINGER. The slugs had been
terrorizing the galaxies for 3000 years. The SSS using golf ball size
salt pellets would shrink the slugs.
Professor
Blib stated, "The slugs would no longer be the BIG bullies and the galaxies
would be set free of the SLUG reign of terror. The Rose Cup would once
more be a fair competition."
Proddle
exclaimed, "What a wonderful plan, I will take care of it."
Proddle
used Blob's flotation chamber to transport the Pink Suited Blob to the
Slimy Terror. Captain Slug accepted the transport as he assumed Blob sent
it. He slowly took off the pink suit. To his astonishment there stood
the mucilaginous Blob. Captain Slug turned PINK with rage.
"Calm
Down!" Blob commanded. "We just need to fly to Earth and find our own
Daisy. I heard Daisy tell Professor Blib other girls on Earth do more
than she does."
Slimy
Terror headed for Earth and swooped up a girl named Tulip, who was working
in the fields. Time was running out as they soared off toward the Rose
Cup.
At the
Rose Cup Competition aliens from all over the galaxy came to present their
inventions but all were terrorized by the Slug People.
Captain
Slug barged onto the stage and demonstrated his Yellow Suited Tulip first,
but Tulip was timid and didn't know what she was to do. Daisy showed her
and the judges were astonished for one invention to help another.
Daisy
laughed and laughed and explained. "Tulip and I are not inventions. We
are people from the planet Earth."
Then
Daisy pulled out the Slug Salt Slinger and demonstrated how the SSS worked.
Instantly all the slugs became teensy-weensy and Captain Slug slunk around
shouting "FOUL! FOUL!"
The
judges and everyone in all the galaxies treasured the Pinkerellians' device
and voted it 1st Prize. A galactic party followed, to give honor to the
heroes Daisy and the Pinkerellians. In celebration the skies were shaded
pink (for Pinkerello) and blue (for Earth).

The
party reminded Daisy she was not a servant here but still she was not
free. She told the Professor she needed to go home. She wondered what
had happened during the party at Calthorpe Grange. The professor said
he understood. Sadly Daisy waved good by as he zoomed off to the planet
INVEN.
Before
she left she left she turned to face the Pinkerellians and said, "I am
afraid I will miss you pinkish imps, but I am not free here, I would have
to live in this pink suit forever. I also miss my friends. I am sure I
can never explain where I've been. They must wonder what has become of
me."
Captain
Pinash, Proddle and Pazaz looked at each other and wiggled their antenna
as they knew what a surprise awaited Daisy.
When
Daisy landed on Earth only minutes had passed, in pinkish time it had
been days…The Pinkerellians are in the 25th century! On Earth the party
was in full swing, Albert had not even cut his cake. Daisy started to
giggle when she realized no one had even missed her, though Cook shook
her head and scolded, "Why haven't you changed into your clean uniform?"
Daisy just giggled harder and ran off to change.

Daisy
never saw the Pinkerellians again. Yet she knew when the horizon turned
blue and pink the Pinkerellians were performing their slug control responsibility.
If you ever encounter a large slug ……
THINK
PINK
The
End
©
Cheltenham Festival of Literature 1999
last amended 6th October 1999
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