Squeaky Humor
By Hye-Won, 9, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
1) What did Mickey Mouse do after he took his bath? He made sure he was squeaky clean.
2) Why did the mouse like the movie so much? Because it was so cheesy.
3) What did the mouse buy at the shoe store? Squeakers.
4) What kind of toys do mice like best? Squeaky toys.
5) Why did the mouse like his new shoes so much? It squeaked a lot when he walked.
6) What kind of food do mice hate? Spaghetti and Mouseballs. (October 2004)
All about me
By Rebecca, 8, Harlow Essex
Hi, my name is Rebecca. I am 8 years old. I am in year 4, my teachers are really kind. My favourite subjects are science and PE.
I have got a joke to tell you: knock knock, who's there? boo, boo who? no need to cry it's only a joke ha ha ha :)
bye from Rebecca June 2003
Aidan's Harry Potter jokes!
by Aidan, 9, Nottingham, UK
1)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who doesn't speak clearly?
Mumbledore!
2)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who always tripping
over his cloak? Stumbledore!
3)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who lives underground?
Wombledore!
4)
What do you call a very buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy Headmaster of Hogwarts?
Bumbledore!
5)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts that likes apple-pie?
Crumbledore
6)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who plays the drums?Drumbledore!
7)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who can't open doors?
Fumbledore!
8)
What do you call a complaining Headmaster of Hogwarts?
Grumbledore
9)
What do you call a Headmaster of Hogwarts who holds a Bring-and
Buy sale? Jumbledore!
10)
What do you call a very fast-running Headmaster of Hogwarts?
Nimbledore!
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